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Watch lots of 24.
Warning! May cause extreme nightmares.
When I did get to sleep I dreampt that my home was under terrorist attack. Without warning, random people started exploding around the house. Suicide bombers who must have accidentally swallowed something explosive because they didn't know they were going to blow up. They let shower small marble sized 'bomblets' with Spiderman's face on them. Jack Bauer told me not to touch them.
"It's okay, I'll just go out the window", said I. So I did.
Then there appeared an alternate ending to Shaun of the Dead. Somehow Simon Pegg had been impregnated by a zombie : (
He was sat with Nick Frost on folding chairs at the edge of the running track at a Sports Day with a huge green Zombie baby on his knee.
"Isn't he a cute little fella" proclaimed Simon.
I woke slightly traumatised.
Warning! May cause extreme nightmares.
When I did get to sleep I dreampt that my home was under terrorist attack. Without warning, random people started exploding around the house. Suicide bombers who must have accidentally swallowed something explosive because they didn't know they were going to blow up. They let shower small marble sized 'bomblets' with Spiderman's face on them. Jack Bauer told me not to touch them.
"It's okay, I'll just go out the window", said I. So I did.
Then there appeared an alternate ending to Shaun of the Dead. Somehow Simon Pegg had been impregnated by a zombie : (
He was sat with Nick Frost on folding chairs at the edge of the running track at a Sports Day with a huge green Zombie baby on his knee.
"Isn't he a cute little fella" proclaimed Simon.
I woke slightly traumatised.
Labels: 24, jack bauer, shaun of the dead, simon pegg, spiderman, sports day, zombies
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